So apparently I'm an idiot and used the wrong build function when exporting the game. Whoopsie. It should be fixed now. Anyone who has not played the PC or Mac version of the game can now redownload the device specific file and it should work. If not, please let me know this time. Looking at you, several hundred people who downloaded the broken version and didn't say shit.

ALSO, Windows may stop the game from running. Please ignore this. The reason it does this is because the exe is not signed. I will look into how to fix this eventually. It should just work, but if it doesn't now you know why.